- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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