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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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