Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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