How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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