- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

batman farted so hes retarded

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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