What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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