- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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