- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Get on the boat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

WOw you have no life

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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