- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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