- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

The diamond one below is hilarious.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??