- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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