- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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