- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Your're racist.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

gay pom...

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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