Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

batman farted so hes retarded

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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