- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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