- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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