What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Actually it was me Josh brown

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Charlie Sheen is winning

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Jordan is pregant

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

I put my baby in a microwave.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Once upon a time a was born

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