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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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