What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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