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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

knock knock!? . . No.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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