Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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