Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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