- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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