- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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