A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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