- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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