- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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