Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

batman farted so hes retarded

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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