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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

I put my baby in a microwave.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

scraggle is in you pillow case

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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