- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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