- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

WOw you have no life

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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