james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

batman farted so hes retarded

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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