- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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