- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Lololol

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Your're racist.

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