- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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