- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your're racist.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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