Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

Lololol

Your're racist.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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