- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

scraggle is in you pillow case

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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