what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

knock knock who's there? hope

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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