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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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