- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and sticky a stick

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Your're racist.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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