What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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