these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

what are you mike bibby?

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Anti Joke

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