- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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