- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

what are you mike bibby?

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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