- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

asians have slitted eyes lol

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Tilt your screen back .

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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