What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Abortion

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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