- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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