what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

12 in general

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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