- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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