- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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