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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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