Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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