- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

What do you call a black man? Rob

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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