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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.