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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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