- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

class is canceled. My professor died.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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