Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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