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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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