What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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