I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

We found a cure for cancer. Death

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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