what do you call a young man? a little boy

Knock knock It's open, come in

whats long and black? a baton

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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