- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??