- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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