- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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