- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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