- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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