- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

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