Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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