- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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