I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

Steve Jobs is alive.

Knock knock. Its open.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Shltskc gw? G

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

Knock Knock Who did that?

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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