- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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