why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Allah walked into AK Bar

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Fat? Jesse Z

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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