- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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