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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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