- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

YO FACE

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

jibby jobby

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

I just threw up..In my pants.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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