what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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I have read the terms and conditions

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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