What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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A black man walks out of a police station

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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