- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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