Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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How many light bulbs? 1

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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