- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

what did one computer say to the other .........

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

The Big Band Theory

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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