How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

a black man walks out of popeyes

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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